The Joy Selector
THE JOY (aka TOY) SELECTOR
Have you ever been curious about what is in all those “sex shops” but just not felt comfortable going in them? I could not wait to get my first toy but working up the nerve to go into a store was a challenge and once I got there the task seemed ever more daunting…which one do I pick?! And was the guy behind the counter watching me? That experience is common and enough to leave a bad taste in your mouth when it comes to shopping for toys. But it doesn’t have to be that way, there are some pretty amazing women based, ethical and health focused sex shops out there now both store front and online AND me to guide you through them!
For more details about The Joy (aka Toy) Selector click here.
Still don’t have a clue on what you are looking for?
Don’t feel comfortable being around other people while you are looking around?
Don’t want to ask a stranger for help?
Had a bad experience in the past, either with looking for a toy or with a toy you purchased?
I have been there, done that AND bought the t-shirt (or several toys in this case) and now I am here to help you learn from my mistakes and give you the most enjoyable shopping experience – from the comfort of your own home! And with all the information you need to make a educated, healthy and perfect decision – whether it is your first toy or your 10th.
What does this entail?
The Joy (aka Toy) Selector package includes a full assessment done via email a minimum of 48 hours before the shopping trip (this gives me sufficient time to do any research if necessary and to narrow down your choices and weed out anything that definitely won’t work for you). Then we have our shopping trip which consists of a 45 minute online call while I guide you through a positive, health and education based sexuality shop. During this time we will go over pre-selected toys that are the best fit based on what you shared during the full assessment.
You will learn about what materials to look for, shapes, styles, brands, noises, vibrations and anything else you could ever need to know while trying to pick out a toy!
And equally as important you will learn what to AVOID in order to save you from irritation, swelling, and disappointment.
“There are some things money can’t buy – a great relationship, and there are some things money can buy – an amazing vibrator! ” ~ Allison Braun – The Bedroom Joyologist
So if you are wanting to expand your horizons and learn more about the world of toys and goodies (vibrators, dils (dildos), cock rings, butt plugs, lubricants, flavourful delights, books and more) in the comfort of your own home, guided by a fun, comfortable professional in a confidential environment then this is the most natural next step for you.
“I have had the pleasure of working with Alli a few times, and each time was full of insight and clarity for me. This time however, I asked her to help me find a tumesent cure. She asked me all the right questions, I had never bought a toy before so having her saved me a ton of time and money. She gave me different price options with the size, shape and vib I was needing, and ohhhhh yes she was very good at her suggesting. I won’t go shopping any other way for these special toys. I need a bath…”
-Signed a women in love with her victory 
Utilizing toys can be a great way to enhance your pleasure both while on your own and with a partner. There are many possible reasons why you might want to invest in a toy, lubricant, book or other items. I’ll let you decide what your reasons are ; )
The Joy Selector package includes:
* Full assessment done via email (Value $49)
* 45 minute shopping trip (Value $250)
* Knowledge on how to pick a toy for the future (priceless)
* Confidence knowing you will get a top quality toy specific to your needs (priceless)
** Bonus ** For a limited time you will also receive a 15% affiliate discount on any of your purchases. (Value up to $75)
Total Value $374
Actual Investment is only $249
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